Indian Tendancies

Ahhh yes I have not blogged in over a week but this one is very random but informative. Yeah so typical day, and yeah recently I have started that crazy diet. THE SOUTH BEACH DIET. Oh dread to the creator of such a nemesis diet. So far I can not even count how many cheat days I have had but I must admit I feel healthier and more fit.

The partial blame I must say would be do to Indian tendencies. As being Indian you devote your whole life to eating carbs such as roti, naan, chapati, poori, and basmati rice as a standard. The deserts forget about it, so yeah my mother as I am on this diet loves to say " oh its good to eat this just this one meal and you can eat healthy next meal". I am trying to eat 5 meals a day to keep my metabolism going but the carbs, salt and sugar not good for you in high doses. I am trying to reduce all of it and trying not to use splenda or fake sweeteners ( who knows what kind of diseases they can influence).

Okay now that that basic knowledge of current events of my life has been set, let me tell you about Indian tendencies or "You Know You're Indian When..." facts.

1. You know you are Indian when you steal napkins, ketchup, condiments from fast food spots

2. You know you are Indian when something on clearance for a dollar and you are debating if it affects your budget ( you make 85-150 K a year and living comfy)

3. Again finding coupons online hardcore when you know you have the cash to put up

4. Trying to bargain with the sales associate at Marshalls to reduce the price just cause .....you can get it done cheaper from your Aunt Ranukha.

5. You like to eat 10 lbs of rice a day no excuses.

6. You like to address people you just met as your buddy

7. You own a gas station or corner store and work at those Establishments.

8. You are sick at dancing bhangra, or any traditional Indian dances.

9. You are very aggressive at pursuing women and push up on them any chance you get.

10. You hold hands with and love to even grab your guy friends butt in public ( gay)

I can go on but another day I will add more tendencies as well as surviving cancer for about a year. As for now I must go get ready to go to my oncologist for a routine checkup.

PS Damn you spell check for auto correcting my Indian words

signing out

Jay-nonymous